Middle America visits the show and the gang falls in love with his stupidity. They even let him take control of Wonder Showzen. The result is a big stinky horse apple.

In today's Ye Olde Wonder Showzen, the gang celebrates the idyllic good old days of America, when slavery and rape was more than a gleam in ye eye.

Wonder Showzen is so broke the gang buys a bootleg rip off and decide to show that instead. Naturally, this results in war, and a compromise of apocalyptic dimensions.

Attention: Due to the results of a recent network test marketing session, Wonder Showzen has been slightly retooled. Today's Wonder Showzen has been replaced by a full episode of Horse Apples!

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