Dana is beside herself when Cody outscores her on the SATs; the kids help themselves to Frank's clothes.
Frank teaching Shakespeare? 'Twould indeed be nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
To outdo the "superdad" of Al's friend, Frank enters a Human Fly contest in which he has to bounce off a trampoline and stick to a wall.
J.T. and Cody team for "J.T.'s World" on TV, but when a guest bats her eyes at Cody, J.T. gives him the boot.
The family dog-sits a Saint Bernard that keeps Frank away from Carol, and terrorizes Mark.
As assistant manager of the 50's Cafe, Dana runs the ship like Capt. Queeg--and drives the help to mutiny.
Karen's modeling job rouses the mother hen in Carol; the flu hits at home, testing the nurse in Frank.
Frank goes out on a limb--a tree limb--to keep an eye on Dana and her date, a teenage make-out artist known as Mike the Mover.
It's J.T. vs. Dana for student-body president, pitting schmo against smarty--and Frank against Carol.
J.T. is mystified: Cody's still a virgin; and he plans to stay that way for the "dudette of his dreams."
Brendan feels responsible for a crackdown on family spending after he loses a rented video.
A visit by Frank's boorish bud sends Carol into orbit; Cody becomes attached to a live holiday turkey he won in a raffle.
Cody's not sure how to spend the fortune left to him by a friend at a rest home, but it's not for a lack of suggestions.
Dana's plans for her birthday party don't include Carol, but Frank's plans definitely do.
Carol may be a '90s woman, but she can't see Frank's gorgeous co-worker as one of the guys. Meanwhile, the kids gamble their savings on the commodities market.
J.T. sees himself a star when a producer likes his TV show; in art class, Carol sees a lot that Frank doesn't like.
Dana's been dumped, Frank burns one of Carol's customers, and J.T.'s limo date backfires.
Adventure and romance abound on a family trip to Maui, where Dana's swept off her feet by a far-from-typical beach bum.
Amid Maui's adventures, will...Dana marry Brian? Carol relax? J.T. and Cody find treasure? Brendan, Mark and Al win a helicopter tour?
J.T.'s woman is a biker who wants to be treated like a lady. Meanwhile, Al yearns for her first bra.
Carol goes to bat for Mark when he wants on the Cubs just before their big game.
A psychic predicts J.T. will be killed by a woman in red whose name starts with K. Meanwhile, Frank and Carol contend with a mechanical bed with a mind of its own.
Frank's hired to raze a house for a new building, but a family's still living there--with nowhere to go.
Carol sticks Karen with a date who doesn't rate--so Karen dumps him.
