
When Corri is bitten by a crazed man at her hospital, Adam and Joe fear she may have been bitten by a werewolf and jump into action to save her, leaving Laura alone to stand guard over her. Meanwhile, Joe makes a compelling case for why his Diet Coke being flat is the more important story line of the episode.
When Corri discovers that legendary horror icon Kane Hodder is staying in her hospital while recovering from a failed suicide attempt, Adam and Joe hatch a plan to sign him out under their care in order to get him to star in their short film for SHINPADS.
When Adam and Joe use Kane Hodder's cell phone contacts to lure scream queen Danielle Harris to Holliston to act in their short film, the diva begins using Adam for money and the painkillers from his recent dental surgery. Meanwhile, the boys obtain a free production intern named Nicolo, a townie from South Boston with a knack for screwing things up.